I see a DEEPLY BEAUTIFUL and TALENTED woman talkin' with an clueless emaciated chinless wonder.....ooooh sorry that must be me and you I tink. Um. Now let me focus again, yes, I see a marvellous CARNIVAL. Oh There are many prizes for the BRAVE and SKILLFUL. Mmmm given that, I shouldn't waste me money there if I were you!
There's loads to do here: a carnival, and a farm, and a really great shop. But I must not tarry as the fate of all Gallowmere rests upon my broad yet bony shoulders. From the plains I can get to the Sleeping Village or take the road to Scarecrow Fields. Or possibly just stop here and have a few ales. Sadly, I fear 'twould just sloosh through the holes in my ribcage.
There's another way out leading to the Enchanted Forest but the path is locked. Once again fate hawks up a fat loogie into the cocoa of my quest.